Jake, 22 (look 42)
I'm a fat fuck, I eat loads, my hairline is awful, and I'm looking for somone skinnier than me but that won't be hard!
LAUNCHING SOON · UNITED KINGDOM
Perfect?
Hardly.
Single? Hi.
A dating app for the rest of us.
Wonky smiles. Weird hobbies. Actual personality.
Meet someone who’s your kind of imperfect.
Coming soon. Butterflies to follow. 18+.
Jake, 22 (looks 380“Strong opinions on biscuits.”
Louise, 34“Will steal your chips.”
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